Dragon Jump Reviews

This game. Is evil.

Jormungund world snake

I swear the amount times this game has sadistically murdered my face is unreal. I would compare the sadistic murder you for no particular purpose level of difficulty with dark souls. Patience Padawon, this is going to be a hell of a review. After two days of playing this game for 10 hours a day at work I have a high score of 24. That's right. Not 240, 24. That's it. This game is the most evil give you no way out I've seen in a while. I LOVE IT! At the start you download it thinking oh it's popular and looks ok, it can't be that bad of a game right? Ok you downloaded it now. Your launch the level. 30 seconds in oh yeah I got this, wait what happened? Oh crud take 2. Then 3. Then take 854 two hours later. You stand up place your phone "gently" on the table and say, "Nope screw this I'm done." This is the experience one should expect from this game. Personally I love any challenge, so naturally I love this game. I'm also notoriously stubborn but regardless, those looking for a simple yet insanely, emphasis on INSANELY, challenging pass time game, look no further. That said if you are impatient, get mad easily, or dislike difficult things, don't walk, RUN away from this game. For your phones health's sake, run.

So much potential

nalmanzi

There's a difference between a game that is hard and a game that is impossible. This game is impossible. This game and it's beautiful style has so much wasted potential that could be fixed with some major updates. First of all, make it so it's less random so that the player won't get stuck in all of these unavoidable deaths that all the other reviews talk about. Also, where are the power ups? This game is perfect for power ups like double points, extra boss damage, yellow (coin) dragon attractor, etc. Another thing, character progression, make it so that there's a sense of progression in the game. Add more characters, different apparel, different swords, maybe incorporate character level progression somehow. Something else should be done is make the bosses get progressively harder. Maybe make the first one not move at all, the second one move like the current first boss does, the third one start to attack you, etc. I really want to like this game but in the current state that it's in that's hard to do, so make me change my mind Lemon Jam/Ketchapp.

Rewrite

NobarDal

I hate that my previous review suddenly vanished because the nickname was already taken. What happened? I wrote a detailed review and it just closed my review! Was it posted? Anyway unplayable game and buggy!

Meh

Autumnkqes

This game is... Interesting. It has a great way of art style but the gameplay is almost unplayable. The game is to hard and it feels like the game is unfair all of the time. You will jump and try to kill a dragon and another threat will randomly appear and kill you when you land. Also costumes are way to easy to get. I

Ugh

Smash master 007

So frustrating. The randomly generated dragons can sometimes make it impossible to stay alive. I almost hate it as much as flappy bird.

INHUMANE

Parrot205

This game is inhuman. The human brain can only take so much. When the mind sees about a cluster of dragons with only two seconds left the mind automatically shuts off which causes senses to go down thus you lose. That's the issue. Many say the holocaust was bad but this game is just evil. The amount of hours I've spent trying to beat the second boss for two days. My girlfriend left me. My pop left me. My mom left me. All I have is this game. It's my duty to defeat the second boss and after that I can rest in peace. This game controls me. It's INHUMANE and whoever made it made a major crime against humanity and should be punished.

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This game. Is evil.

So much potential

Rewrite

Meh

Ugh

INHUMANE

Great Idea. Issues with dynamic.

Unfair bad game

Rage inducing insanity

Plz read this creator...