This game. Is evil. – Dragon Jump Review

I swear the amount times this game has sadistically murdered my face is unreal. I would compare the sadistic murder you for no particular purpose level of difficulty with dark souls. Patience Padawon, this is going to be a hell of a review. After two days of playing this game for 10 hours a day at work I have a high score of 24. That's right. Not 240, 24. That's it. This game is the most evil give you no way out I've seen in a while. I LOVE IT! At the start you download it thinking oh it's popular and looks ok, it can't be that bad of a game right? Ok you downloaded it now. Your launch the level. 30 seconds in oh yeah I got this, wait what happened? Oh crud take 2. Then 3. Then take 854 two hours later. You stand up place your phone "gently" on the table and say, "Nope screw this I'm done." This is the experience one should expect from this game. Personally I love any challenge, so naturally I love this game. I'm also notoriously stubborn but regardless, those looking for a simple yet insanely, emphasis on INSANELY, challenging pass time game, look no further. That said if you are impatient, get mad easily, or dislike difficult things, don't walk, RUN away from this game. For your phones health's sake, run.
Review by Jormungund world snake on Dragon Jump.