Don't buy this app
| Category | Price | Seller | Device |
|---|---|---|---|
| Games | Free | Back Bay Bytes LLC | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
There's a part of it that is a lot like the game "breakout" except that it has a picture of Ryan Gosling in it that you can hit with a flying baby!!! It has trivia where you can win tube socks or the continent of Europe, there is a part with a platypus and noses, and Reykjavik is featured, and also there's a donkey and Bob Ross and ancient Egyptian sculpture that will teach you a useful phrase in Dutch, and you can also read the third chapter of Beowulf but with more references to well-known screen star Abe Vigoda. Also you get a pug or a pony or a falcon or a banana when you tap pretty much anywhere! And a ninja will teach you some French!
The whole app is freeeeeeeee!!!! So you don't HAVE to buy it! You can just get it!!! If someone tells you you have to buy it they are a big liar!! But if you want ponies on your main screen, you'll have to buy those. So unless you want ponies, you should probably save your money for a pair of tube socks, or maybe a candied yam? Although on the other hand, this app features the Magical Unicorn Bonus™ and is even better with ponies, and there aren't any tube socks or candied yams or regular yams or other apps that have the Magical Unicorn Bonus™ so if you like the app AND want ponies in it, it's kind of a hard decision!! You should probably ask your mom or a favorite pet fish or the Vice President or my mom or a taco. Or flip a coin! But be careful not to hit your eyeball!! With the coin! Actually coins are pretty dangerous so just get rid of your coins.
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WARNING: This app contains a hamburger singing "La Spagnola". If you can't handle that, you should stop reading this description immediately.
ANOTHER WARNING: It's really quite mean to call people names. So please tell Albert you're sorry!
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YOU SHOULD KNOW that the app preview features the photograph "Mists and Magic" by Priyambada Nath. And now you do know that! And some music called "Borneo" by Keshko. In addition, and completely coincidentally, the screen shots include the photograph "Silky Sifaka" by Jeff Gibbs, and "Farmland of the A165" by J. Thomas. You should tell all your friends because you are a very thoughtful person!!!
Reviews
What is a samwich?
Bubagurl
Hello my friends, this app is a huge scam and steals all your cats lemon tacos. Please do not waste your pesos on dis wasteful lettuce. Always remember.. defeating a sandwich makes it tastier. -le spoodermonki
Dang, that's what you do it for...
Enemy Pavement
Wickedly creative, funnily amusing as well. I am excited to have purchased such a beautiful work of art.
There are no words
NE_Code
It got mad at me when I chose a sandwich instead of a shark like I was supposed to. smh
Glad I didn't buy this app
Strizbiz
I'm glad I got it for free, id feel like I wasted money if I bought it at any cost
What was that I just stepped in?!?
Space Trilobite
When I'm feeling blue, with nothing else to do, I pick up my phone, I toss the dog a bone, And look at the taco I blew!
Monty Python it is not
jennifer626
Although the developers certainly see it that way. Seriously, do not waste your time. It is not clever, artistic, layered, meta, ironic, or any other word that would imply some degree of wit.
App changed my life!!!
Sw40c
Words cannot express how this app changed my life! Before, I was living under a tarp in a fish market talking to disembodied cod heads (as you do), however after downloading this app I began to feel comfortable around disembodied Atlantic salmon heads and began talking to them instead! Incredible! After saving up to buy ponies through my street act of interpretive dancing with various deceased fish I found myself sharing a stall with a rather attractive young female donkey who recently became my wife and we are expecting our first foal this fall! I am currently saving up to buy more ponies and I can only imagine how this will improve my life! Thank you kind sir!
