Bullistic Unleashed
| Category | Price | Seller | Device |
|---|---|---|---|
| Games | Free | Millipede Creative Development | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
"Beneath the lurid veneer of blood, guts and innuendo lies a physics puzzler that’ll test your brain way more than an average round of Angry Birds" - 4 Stars, iFanzine
"Like a game of pinball, but with more blood and sex." - 75%, Australian Gamer
"Easily the most accomplished game based off the Angry Birds formula" - 90%, Hold Start Select
"Beer-drinking grown-ups will really enjoy this app" - AppAdvice
“This has to be the most chauvinistic game on the store. It disgusts me.”– 5 Stars, Millipede
The bulls are out to crush the mall and it's your job to help them by flinging these anti-social bovines across huge levels, smashing everything (and everyone) in sight. Use pinball bumpers, exploding crates, elevators and barrel cannons to keep your bull in play and rack up massive damage bill.
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INTUITIVE GAMEPLAY
Pull back on the bulls to launch them at the environment. "Derivative" you say? Hey, it's all about where you take your inspirations to, not from*. In our case, that's the gutter. By way of a strip club. Alcohol may also have been involved. It's all a bit hazy to be honest. Pretty sure you drag the bulls by the balls though.
SUPER-SIZED SMASH UPS
Huge levels to vandalize with multiple floors, elevators, pinball bumpers and barrels to shoot out of.
HOURS OF BRUTAL DESTRUCTIVE FUN
Over 130 challenges spread over 30 levels, ranging from kid-friendly simple, to brain-punching difficult!
BULLS TO THE WALL ACTION
There are 6 bulls, each with their own unique and extraordinary aBULLities, to choose from for your line-up of awesome. Charge them up further from a fine selection of MAN-UPS! All carefully selected to aid you in growing some scrote and destroying everything and everyone.
IT AIN'T EASY BEING A B#$TARD!
The shop owners are fighting back with meat-grinders and irresistible lady cows, grinding you in more ways than one!
ADVANCED BULLSH#T ENGINE
Could this be the first video game in the world to accurately simulate bovine fecal matter? We say ‘yes’, and proud we are of this prestigious achievement!
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* according to Jean Luc-Godard anyway. Also, maybe it's time to learn the difference between a genre and the most popular game in the genre. Just saying.
Reviews
Really fun
Lilspudnik
Yeah its like angry birds but theres a reason that game is so popular. Plus it takes the best part, destroying stuff, and expands on it. Plus the graphics are nice and really showcase the humor of the game. I'm only a few levels in and already got a bonus level where you destroy a car ala street fighter II. runs great on iPhone 4. Worth the buck i spent!
Hilarious
BigBoss the ninja
Unique take on the catapult genre. Great graphics, and fun gameplay. Just get it!
WHERE'S THE IPAD VERSION?
johntravis
THIS GAME IS GREAT AND AWESOME AND FUN, BUT, WHERE'S THE IPAD VERSION? BUT I STILL BOUGHT IT AND GAVE IT FIVE STARS. SO PLEASE IF YOU GUYS DO DECIDE TO MAKE AN IPAD VERSION, JUST MAKE IT A UNIVERSAL UPGRADE, PLEEEEASE!!!
Fun but still CRASHES
SandlerMan
Fun and challenging game. Still crashes even with the new 5/2/12 update. Please fix (again...) so I can change my rating. App on the iPhone 4 looks great and plays well, but the constant crashes takes away from such a cool app...
THE ULTIMATE UPDATE IS HERE!
ScottySauce
I asked for universal support and you gave it to us. Thank you so much! This was great before but now it's just insanely good. Love the bonus levels and keep up the great work.
Pretty good game
IndustrialPig
I recognize the "baby maker extreme" music on the title screen (great game), which I don't understand seeing how this is made by millepede not stegosaurus. Still just as absurd of a game as baby maker. These guys need to make more games.
Great.Fun.Worth Getting it. Game!
Jj_love421
Just started playing it because I was curious, & im so into it! A really good game with great graphics:Levels u will never be bored with! I recommend this game!:)
