I'm done. – 2-bit Cowboy Review

This game is bad, I understand what the game developers were trying to do, have a retro-style game and such, but the controls are lanky, you can't UPGRADE your characters; you can only change their clothes, it's the same repetitive thing every mission, and the wall jumps are completely broken. You can't even go up two feet without your character falling down. That's 99 cents I'm not getting back now.
Review by Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on 2-bit Cowboy.