Finally – Viper. Review

I spent days looking for the coolest looking app to spend all my day on. At first there was angry birds, but after a while that got too hard. Then there was flappy birds, but sadly my doctor said if I kept playing that my blood pressure would get way too high. So I went dejectedly back to the App Store hoping that I could find something to please my high expectations. I spent days wondering through the wasteland that is the App Store. Then I stumbled upon this and I knew it was what I was looking for. I felt as if an ancient weight was lifted off my shoulders. When I am on this app I feel like I'm riding a unicorn that smells like gummy bears and chocolate on top of a skittles rainbow. Twitter is now obsolete to me, I cannot even compare this app to anything. It is like meeting god and then facing him in Mario Cart and winning!!! Trust me, if you get this app your life will be complete. Forget winning the Nobel peace prize, this is a true life achievement.
Review by FourDoorsToNowhere on Viper..