Come on Skinny Love – Birdy 3D Review

Before you read this review I only have one thing to say to haters of Flappy Bird clones and people who enjoy playing games with bad physics… do you even LIFT? Every hour of the day I hear the same thing 57 times: "omg this game has so much lag plz nerf" Does this game look like Call of Duty to you? I bet the developer of this game has never played it, and guess what? He probably doesn't even condone the evil acts of QUICKSCOPING that I hear all of the 8th graders talk about. As an alternative, you can quickscope through pipes and put them where they belong (A.K.A the dumpster). Also, did you even realize this game is LITERALLY THREE DIMENSIONAL? How can an amazingly engineered game be two dimensional…if our EYES aren't two dimensional? All of the other clones I know use the same old two dimensional play style that is old, ugly, repetitive, and dirty…like premarital sex. You're probably one of those kids that cry so much even Kleenex sponsors you. Most likely you have that mentality who says to him/herself: "I'm going to try my best this round. It's just a game" LOL U W0T M8? I'm a PROFESSIONAL. Every round I go in and I say: "I'm going to OWN these pipes." My high score in Flappy Bird is 1002, so obviously this works. But the best part is anyone can be like me. Even if you're a waitress at a newly renovated restaurant on a diet that is making you talk to customers in a arcane and ineffable (HAH) way, you can be like me. And I didn't even get to the best part yet…this game was made…from SCRATCH. I don't know anyone that could start from the bottom, create all of the graphics, code the most perfect physics system of all time, and get it in with the most beautiful girl of all time. Anyway, I think I'm going to need Pac-Man to clean up all of the periods that I used for this review. Thanks, Jason Tran
Review by DOGME420 on Birdy 3D.