I literally committed suicide – A Knight Slayin Dragons - Castle Fire War Review

This game looked promising with many dragons for the slayin, but once I played it I realized that there truly is no God. After one round of this game I killed my entire family and burned my house to the ground before ripping my dick off with a socket wrench. I then stabbed myself repeatedly with a dull butter knife and tattoo needles before shooting myself in the head. I included this review in my will so it would be posted upon my death. In conclusion, don't download this game.
Review by Bswagalldayerryday on A Knight Slayin Dragons - Castle Fire War.