Do NOT waste a dime on this game – Luxor HD Review

I love Luxor - that being said - I hate Luxor for the iPad. I would have loved to have been in the meeting where they were discussing porting Luxor over for iPad, and whatever MORON stood up and said "Hey! It's for the iPad! It doesn't have to be THAT responsive to touch, does it?" YOU'RE FIRED MORON!! The gameplay is IMPOSSIBLE. On the computer, you click on the ball that you want to fire at and the shooter moves to that position and fires automatically. In this price of crap version, you first have to slide the shooter to a position and then shoot - if it shoots at all! This makes it impossible to beat the higher levels. This game is based on speed - having to slide the shooter into position and then shoot takes away any speed play. Do not waste your money on this game. I hope that everyone that reads this review passes on this game. Didn't one person at MumboJumbo take the time to test this game? Didn't one moron at the company say "Hey! This isn't right! We can't charge our customers money for a broken game!" Somehow I doubt it. Morons - every single one of them. I want my money back - but again - somehow I doubt it.
Review by SheriffBrody on Luxor HD.