Horrible. – HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE! Review

I was simply playing a show like any normal player would when all of sudden I was tapping and I couldn’t feel my legs anymore, I was sweating, holding back tears. My heart beating so fast I could donate blood to 900 helpless people, I was only 3 minutes away from having a seizure and the only thing keeping me going was Tsukasa dancing in the background. Endless amounts of notes flowing on my screen, It ended. The torture, it stopped, It finally ended. Relieved I took a deep breath and continued this horrible rhythm torture, my heart stopped, shocked, tears started rolling down my eyes, my self confidence plummeting to the ground, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing, I almost dialed 911. Or even worse, my own therapist. I put on my coat and I burst through my front door out into the cold weather and ran, but I was stopped, realization hit me in the back of the head like the bullet John Wills Booth had used to assassinate Abraham Lincoln. It was cold and I had no place to stay, so I came back inside my house and it was just me and ColorfulStage I screamed to the top of my lungs and let the tears flow, I screamed “WHY, WHY DID I HAVE TO GET A C. WHY ALL MY HARD WORK.” This app is the reason I have to go to therapy every Monday to rant about being in constant fear of the letter C. Now when everyone sees me they all start chanting, “C, C, C, C!” I cant go out anymore unless its my therapist, My life is now ruined because of this horrible way of torture you call a rhythm game, so I am now filing a lawsuit against you horrible rhythm game developers. I’ll now be seeing you at court on Saturday, November 26, 2022 on exactly 5:38pm.
Review by lawsuiter on HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE!.