Dirtiest deal ever! – Zynga Poker ™ - Texas Hold'em Review

There’s no poker in this poker app. Read the recent 100 reviews and lucky to get 2.0 stars! Its so bad. Looks like poker, but hands are rife with manipulation. Beauty of poker is playing against other players. Here you playing against algorithm; which is has the purpose of making money. Winners are “given” cards based on their gullibility. (If you’re winning its only because Zyngo knows you're a sucker, and ripe to throw down cash.) Absurd amount of streaks that never happen at real tables (not legit tables anyway). And an absurd amount of “near-miss” monster hands (short 1 card). Oh, but don’t worry you most assuredly will it receive on next deal, making you feel “oh so close” (Really caters to the mental midgets). Runner-runner flush or straight has 4% probability in real poker; zyngo they happen closer to 40%! This horrible programing attracts horrible players; which results in “all-in” bingo matches. “Random deal”....“random”....“Random” “....you keep using that word, I do not a-think it means, what you a-think it means.” Inigo Montoya...Princess Bride. (R.I.P. Andre) Best part of Zyngo is deleting it. Perfect review
Review by HorriblePoker on Zynga Poker ™ - Texas Hold'em.