This game was horrible – Conquer Earth : Location Based Stone Age War Review

I searched the iOS app store looking for a nucear war styled conquest game. Instead, after hours of pointless searching, I find a game with an extremely pointless world domination story. I cannot even get past the part where the Cavewoman asks where you live, BECAUSE A GPS DOESN'T EXIST ON iOS SOFTWARE.
Review by Tobuscus Hoffnik III on Conquer Earth : Location Based Stone Age War.