This app truly is a tool of the enlightenment – Is it dark outside? Review

The darkness of the void which I enter (some call it high school) is impossible to see through but with this app I am truly awakened to the nature of the outside world. The torturers in my void don’t let me truly see, but this app is quite literally a ray of light that is progressively leading me towards knowledge of all living things. I am becoming even more powerful than my ancestors ever were. When the FBI showed up to my house I wasn’t sure if they were using night vision goggles and whether my magnesium flares would work. I simply checked my phone and it told me yes it was dark outside and in my pure euphoria I escaped custody once again. The poor government agents hunting me down for my power cannot truly see in the way that I can and thus are always 13 steps behind me. Download this app to raise above your fellow humans, and become a Homo Sapientior. Don’t harm your retinas by looking at the sun, just check the app. Download and rise up!
Review by Odysseus17 on Is it dark outside?.