INVALUABLE! – Power Thesaurus Review

And it gets better and better all the time! It used to heel and sometimes fetch. Then it started shaking hands and rolling over. Now, with the latest update, it’s barrel-riding, doing double-axels on ice and loop-the-loop tricks in the Sopwith Camel! Above and beyond the call of duty. Whoever writes this app must have more fun than a sack full of Byzantine nematodes under a full moon in the 7th house! (And if I really wanted to, I could probably use Power Thesaurus to find out the actual meaning of my previous sentence, but I don’t really need to — I just like how the app inspires me to use big friendly words!) (Big friendly words that do tricks on command...and also *not*. ?) Cheers!??????‍?
Review by Gizmology on Power Thesaurus.