Please read, developers. ? – Cow Evolution: Evolve Animals Review

I just uninstalled this app; I waited 8 freakin’ minutes for it to load so I could play the game. And can you guess? IT DIDN'T LOAD, I SAT ON MY BED FOR 8 SOLID MINUTES. I know it isn’t ‘Just my iPad’, it’s new. If you are able to fix this, thank you I appreciate it, but I’m not re-downloading it. Just fix it for future players.
Review by Ema the weirdo on Cow Evolution: Evolve Animals.