Absolutely hilarious – Nebula: Horoscope & Astrology Review

This is peak astrology right here. General life advice posing as specific fortune telling? Check. Mystical sounding words that are never explained? Check. A roll of the dice to see if your partner actually loves you today? Check. Whatever a biorhythm is? Check. The nebulatalk tab is a riot. I can waste hours reading people explain their real issues and then someone being like “Oh! Thats because Venus is prolapsing today ?” as if that means anything. Don’t try to read it if you’re not prepared for some nigh-on incomprehensible grammar (not hyperbole, I think most of the users are having a constant stroke), but it makes it funnier if you’re prepared. 10/10 entertainment value if you like laughing at people who think this is real. I would give 5 stars, but 1 star has been removed for only including male and female in the gender select screen. I’m not surprised that people who think balls of gas billions of miles away determine your fate also believe in the gender binary, but I’m still docking points.
Review by Firegirl1064 on Nebula: Horoscope & Astrology.