Help I’m slowly turning into a Cheeto faced weasel! – Official Trump 2020 App Review

I downloaded this app and after 5 minutes the app didn’t download. I looked at my hand and noticed it was shrinking and I ran to the mirror and noticed I was turning into an Cheeto! My hair also flew off my head and I figured out my hair turned into a weasel! I panicked and deleted the app and now I am currently in the hospital trying to recover.
Review by kurtisconnerforpresident2020 on Official Trump 2020 App.