What would we do? – IMDb: Movies & TV Shows Review

Where would we be without IMDB? I would not know who the actors are or in what other movie I’d seen them in, I would not know where a film had been filmed if Its scenery was of interest. I wouldn’t know how long a title would run and whether I had time to watch it. Without IMDB, I’d have nothing to do while I watched my wife’s pick of a program. Without IMDB, I’d probably eat more while watching movies, I’d put on weight, become less attractive, and my wife would leave me. What would I do then?
Review by Professor Garabaldi on IMDb: Movies & TV Shows.