Sad – MMX Hill Dash — OffRoad Racing Review

Just wanted to drop by and say, I’ve been playing hill dash since iPad #1. Every time apples 3 year product life expectancy came up, my then current iPad would unexplainably croak and I would go out like a moron robot brainwashed by big corporate programming and buy another one. One of the first things I would do is reinstall hill dash, it’s like home cooking or something. I’ve finished all the levels countless times. Then I would just go back and start again. Well, Rent in the apple app palace must have gone up hella because I can only get three maybe four attempts at a level before a 30 second commercial pops up. It wasn’t like that in the olden days! Im either building up a resistance to my apple flavored Thorazine or I’m just plain crazy but, I can’t stand commercials! I can’t do it any more. All those seconds add up to minutes and then whatever comes next that I could be funneling into real meaningful and even MINDful gameplay (I’m not sure what that means but every one is saying it so it must be good) Anyway, I gave you 2 stars for old times sake. Maybe someday in the distant future when my mind is uploaded to another moron robot we can look back and laugh about all this. But from the way things are going I don’t think so. We’re all doomed.....
Review by moukeefe on MMX Hill Dash — OffRoad Racing.