Notifications have gone downhill – MOON - Current Moon Phase Review

I’ve had this app for years and used to love the cryptic messages, but lately they’ve just gotten worse and worse. They used to often be sweet and were at least semi related to the moon, or felt like something the moon might actually say, but now it’s become some weird attempt at “random” humor. Todays was “my sternum started sweating”. I can’t even tell at this point if someone’s just trying way to hard to be obscure and cryptic or if someone’s literally just typing the first thing to come to their head. Either way, the notifications definitely don’t sound like something the moon would say anymore, and they’re not funny at all so I’m not really sure the point anymore? If anything, it’s honestly starting to feel kinda offensive? I’m pagan and the moon means a lot to me and giving her this sorta “personality” that’s just unintelligent human nonsense, just doesn’t sit right with me. Also, the moon phases aren’t astronomically correct?? The full and new moons are usually off by a day or so from the standard astronomical calendars... would be really nice if you guys would fix these things. What’s the point of a moon app if it doesn’t even properly serve its primary purpose and the notifications are super annoying???
Review by corvidd on MOON - Current Moon Phase.