An Escape From Reality – Toilet Time: Crazy Poop Game Review

I sit upon the toilet, my throne, in boredom of not having anything to do. I didn't bring a newspaper, a book, anything. All I have is this tiny rectangular prism everyone calls a mobile phone. "This is boring," I say as I stare endlessly into the abyss of apps I've already used. All of them are dry, some of them weird. Some of my apps are social media, but... I don't have anything to say. I'm just taking a poop. Then this app catches my eye. I stare at it's title weirdly. "Toilet...time?" Hey, I'm on the toilet! I was quite suspicious, but I decided to download it anyways. Best decision of my life. Instantly I was captured by the mini games readily available to me. Step on the cockroach? Wonderful. Adjust the shower temperature? Splendid. Only to realize, upon having played this game for a while, that there was even MORE mini games. I only play this game when I'm pooping, and so far I've racked up over 81 hours of gaming time. It's so mindlessly distracting that I love it. One time, my entire family got robbed at gunpoint while I was taking a fat dumper. I was so distracted by the game I didn't even realize, and just played until my poop was over. 1 hour later, they told me how they robbed us of everything, and we wouldn't be able to pay rent this month. But I didn't care, because I didn't need a one to be happy. I just needed Toilet Time.
Review by Xion_X on Toilet Time: Crazy Poop Game.