Pizza Rats Is an App You Can Count On – Pizza Rats Review

Before I got Pizza Rats, I thought that life wasn’t worth living. All my money went to alcohol. The only form of human interaction I had were from the numerous prostitutes I paid. But one day through a struck of luck I was browsing the App Store and I came across this app. Instantly, I grew attach to these funny rat icons. In the dark times of my life they became a true friend, a source of joy to my gloomy days. They inspired me to get the help I truly needed. Thanks to them, I have found God. Now every morning I wake up with an eagerness to the day, always greeted by the rays of sun that beam through my window and most importantly the Pizza Rats. May the glorious Lord himself bless you, John Orion Young, and the the pizza rats you’ve brought life to on this earth.
Review by Faeamae on Pizza Rats.