Developers don’t read this – Desert Golfing Review

New review: I don’t care that the levels are often hard. But the developers have manipulated the code for individual holes so that the ball is prevented from going a certain distance and thus making hard to finish the level. In real golf we would call this “unsportsmanlike behavior.” By the way, this also engenders disgust and hatred in the user. Does that make you happy? If so, you are warped. So you can take those little virtual golf balls and...well, you know. Old review: Devious. Diabolical. Downright infuriating (sometimes). Here’s how it goes. Three or four easy ones, a couple of tricky ones, then WHAM, one that racks up fifty or more strokes and messes up your average. And then, like a kissy face make-up, a super easy slam dunk, and all is forgiven. Isn’t that sweet?
Review by Jeff987654321 on Desert Golfing.