HEY GAME DESIGNERS!!!!!!!!!!! – Fastar! Review

Also, it needs to be updated or something. Sometimes mine stays frozen on the loading screen. I will give it 5 stars when it is fully operational. A really fun game, even though it is simple. I'm not sure it's worth $2. I got it when it was free. I think it's worth $1. Who knew swinging a sword at squares could be so entertaining? There's only a few things I would change. I wish marathon mode would last longer. I wish that you got a small percent of your total coins collected at the end of each game to spend on other things, such as to buy a slot for another special item for your character. And enable a mode similar to marathon wherein you can find health and damage and defense upgrades randomly- either when walking or after defeating an enemy, or make this a passive special trait you can choose at the start of any game (like hoam and the other options, call it luck or treasure hunter or something clever), also I wish you could use your coins to increase your max health, not just replenish it. And add more boxes, like stripped box, polka dot box, cardboard box, etc. And I want to be able to customize my sword- change the blade color and such, maybe even make it super effective against certain other colors based on the one you pick. Maybe have an adventure mode in which your character levels up and defeats tougher and tougher boxes, with other shapes thrown in there for fun, and maybe boxes with dragons and demons painted on them for boss stages. Just a few ideas to switch it up a bit. If I pay a few dollars for a game, I'd like to keep it interesting.
Review by Megadora on Fastar!.