I tried to hold my breath for 30 minutes after playing this game. – Humpback Whale Free Review

You know, if you wanted to educate kids about humpback whales and have a whale simulator, you'd think you were pretty much done. But instead, these folks stretched out a couple of pieces of trivia over several minutes by making you swim between them. Surely, if humpback whales had this hard a time controlling their bodies they'd have gone extinct by now. Fortunately, they've been saved by the fact that running out of air has no effect whatsoever on one's existence as a whale. Perhaps the creators are demonstrating that whales don't, in fact, breathe air? Pedantic in spirit and patronizing in aesthetic. I gave it two stars because the model of the whale is nice.
Review by Twumfp on Humpback Whale Free.