This app saved my life – Virtual Lighter Review

This app has come in handy so many times in my life. At school, i scared some bullies away by pulling out my lighter and threatening to set them on fire. I was bored during calc and i pulled out my phone and set the whole school on fire. Sure i was arrested but it was totes worth it. This app never fails to make me happy whenever im having a rough day. I made some rad new friends with this app and we bonded by making a bon fire with the app and summoning satin. He gave this app 5 stars.
Review by greggywithhorns on Virtual Lighter.