Not even a game – Colony Conflict: Advanced War Review

You start out by having to download updates... yippee Then you try to start and some boring pointer thing makes you click 25 buttons before you can start which is horribly boring, then the game finally starts some group of crap is shooting at something boring close by.... the stuff on the left side of the screen dies... normally games have you on the left side of the screen so i thought i’d lost but NOPE my team was on the right side of the screen (note that the first battle is over and i still haven’t gotten to do anything) as the spoils of war you get some crap and some random bro levels up... levels up/to what!?!?!? I still haven’t played the game!?!?!? Then you get your chance to click on stuff nothing makes any sense so god only knows what you’re doing but you start a solo campaign and are immediately told your whole team is TOO TIRED after their last battle!?!?!?!????? that was yesterday, today i turned it on again to try again... that random bro leveled up again and it told me i had lost... lost at what i have no idea but ya this “game” feels like a loss, then i started another solo campaign and couldn’t figure out how to actually get this to be a game. 1 star is too many this is the worst app i have ever even heard of, the developers need to delete this abomination and find work in a different field.
Review by lourcon on Colony Conflict: Advanced War.