I miss you blast monkeys, please come home – Blast Monkeys Free Review

God, where to begin. Blast monkeys was my whole childhood. I lived, breathed, and slept blast monkeys. Recently I remembered this glorious mobile game and god was I excited to redownload the most beautiful and perfect app. I came here, to the App Store, a humble child only wishing to blast those monkeys from a cannon. However, when arriving here, I realized my perfect son was gone. Developers of apps, I call upon you. Please, please bring him back. I miss you, blast monkeys. Not only do I miss you, but I love you. Please come home. I will be here waiting with open arms. How I’ve missed you. How I yearn for your imminent return.
Review by Please I'm Desperate on Blast Monkeys Free.