Four score and seven..... – Sausage Legend Fighting Games Review

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, on this new continent, a new sausage, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created with the equal right to slap sausages. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that sausage, or any sausage so conceived, and so sausage-like, can endure. We are met on a great sausage-stage of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that stage, as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives, that that sausage might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we cannot slap, we cannot grill-we cannot toast-this sausage. The brave Sausage Legends, living and dead, who struggled here, have slapped it far above our poor power to slap or not to slap. The Legend will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be grilled here to the unfinished sausage battle which they who fought here have thus far so nobly slapped. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us-that from these honored sausages we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion- that we here highly resolve that these Lightning Cocktail Wieners shall not have died in vain- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that Legend of the Sausages, by the Sausages, for the Sausages, shall not perish from the arena. -Donald Trump, December 42 1773 Ćevapisburg address
Review by BigFatGoalieFan123 on Sausage Legend Fighting Games.