I am NOT a robot!!! – Onion Browser Review

Captcha thing goes through 17 iterations of traffic lights, stairs, a bus, crosswalks, and motorcycles before it finally lets me into the profoundly slowly-loading site, and then each page advance wants more Capthcha trys. Just establish that I’m not a robot BEFORE I GET ONTO ONION, and then send a randomized “not-robot” identifier to any subsequent websites visited. This won’t compromise any security protocols and will drastically reduce the bad reviews... I was trying to buy melon seeds...
Review by YaSahiibi on Onion Browser.