The EPIC orange Snurfle – Snurfle Meiosis and Genetics 2: Diversity and Dihybrid Crosses Review

The day started as any other, I got up, got dressed, and went to school. However, as I was addicted to fortnite, which made my family disown me, and my girlfriend break up with me. Because of this I was unable to actually go to any classes, and was flunking out of school. This game...changed all of that. I got into it because of a biology assignment, simple enough. But what came of it was something truly amazing. As soon as I opened it up, the 5k graphics literally blew me out of my seat, giving me a major concussion, for which I had a 3 week coma. However, when I got out of my coma, I actually started playing the game, which was even better. The story had so many ups and downs, and reflected my own life. However, there was more. As I played and played, becoming more and more addicted, I unlocked the..........orange snurfle. I immediately ascended into another plane of existence, and looked down on the world. “Congratulations” it was the snurfle husband, his wife, and the baby. I bowed down, “You have made it far, and because of this, I give you a gift.” I was sent back, and checked my grades, they were all over 1000%, I checked my front door, my girlfriend had come back to me, and my family undisowned me. 2/5 no battle royale mode
Review by Derpynarwhal on Snurfle Meiosis and Genetics 2: Diversity and Dihybrid Crosses.