Whyyyyyyy are there so many ads! – GyroSphere Trials Review

So, first thing I noticed, the game has gyrospheres and other weird balls, you gotta be a hero to save Octo City. (I made that up for my little brother.) Next, all this nonsense about "You have to agree you are at least 16 years old" weirdness, so I was like, Ok...... Whatever. I got Dad to do it for us, and then, you have the directions, the maneuverability....and one solid, straight track. Next, they have new things like Greenospheres, ramps, ice tracks, maroon-y gray tracks that disappear, Redospheres, the Blueospheres, Sidetracks, Thin-as-a-hair tracks, pipes, rolling cylinders, elevated tracks, you name it. And, whenever they think you're ready, they just sneak them up on you!!!!! You never know what to expect. They just make new stuff, put it there without the slightest clue how to do it, and you just have to go along with the obstacles. Next, Ads!?!?!? For spheres!?!?!? Ha! I'd rather eat an entire cake, than look at KICK THE BUDDY. That's soooooooooooo inappropriate. And you call this 4+? Then, REALLY? YOU WANT US TO SHARE INFO WITH THIRD PARTY INDIVIDUALS???? I mean, COME ON. We're only kids! You guys don't have to know ANYTHING about us. On top of that, my brother has SEVERE TANTRUMS with this game. We call it Whine City's Ball Game here. Again, 4+? REALLY?? I would say 20+. And even a twenty year old wouldn't feel too happy with it. The My brother wanted to THROW UP once he reached a really hard level once. I mean, he was WHITE! We were going to go to the emergency room! I don't recommend this to people who are only five years old. It is too harsh for them. I could write all day, but my thumbs hurt. THE END
Review by Icanttellumyname on GyroSphere Trials.