Innapropriate – LEGO® Creator Islands Review

One day I decided to treat my son to a app on my iPhone 6s Plus. Me and my hubby had a long “parent meeting” about wether or not we should get this app. We finally had our decision. We would get our sweet, kind, loving little Ethan a game to remember. So, me and my hubby had the ceremonial game download. We went in the AppStore, and got it. When we said “Little Eathy! We have a present!!” He rushed down with excitement. He said “oh my gosh!! Mommy and mommy’s hubby decided to get me ANOTHER gift. It’s getting old.”. So then he decided that something fresh was in the drawer. He had to go poo poo. So I said “sure little angel, to clean out that drawer of yours. How about taking my iPhone 6s Plus with you? You can play mommy and mommy’s hubbys special treat. Mommy’s hubby stayed home from work to see you play and help you. So then he snatched my iPhone 6s Plus from my hands. From outside the poopy house I heard MANY things. Unexplainable things, innapropriate things. But then I heard my precious little Ethan scream to the top of his lungs. “AHHHHHHH!!! Mommy and mommy’s hubby help me!!!” I thought something other than poop came his way, or an alien ubducted him. Neither. His game was too innapropriate. He was traumatized. Here let me explain the violence in the game. There was giant dogs, mountains, bricks, and houses, people, and much more. Forgive me if I am traumatizing you. I will sue this company for taking away my sweet, kind, caring, loving, loyal, sharing, adventurous, obedient, cheerful, brave, strong, scared, popular, awesome, cool, sexy, handsome, beautiful, glorious, amazing, adaptable, integrity, honest, thrifty, annoying, jerky, selfish, rude, unkind, sassy, fancy, angry, patient, unfaithful, jealous, generous, devoted, determined, mean, and optimistic child’s innocence. Thank you Unhappy mother of 7 years
Review by unhappy mother of 7 years on LEGO® Creator Islands.