The sad little gift card – Chubbies Shorts Review

The sad little gift card knew nothing of Black Friday. The sad little gift card only wanted to fulfill its life expectation. The sad little gift card did know it was growing old stuck between the Hippie Bread recipe and the 2018 tax information. So when it came time for the Gift of Quad Liberation the sad little gift card flew through the security easier than a frequent flier through TSA. Relief throughout the land was felt.
Review by Adam on Chubbies Shorts.