Acting my age if I was 9yrs old – Bacon Farts App - Best Fart Sounds - Santa Edition Review

Only a couple of the fart sounds do not sound real, BUTT!, and that’s a big BUTT, the fart bender wheel and the length of some of the farts make up for the couple toots I deem unworthy. I use it often and especially in enclosed spaces usually as I’m headed for the door or leaving an elevator. - I also use this app extensively in the men’s room and as an audio crop duster when walking through groups of people of the length of the city bus prior to exiting the the back door. I give this app five of five pulled fingers. ???
Review by Cat*Butt on Bacon Farts App - Best Fart Sounds - Santa Edition.