Rude review for rude devs – Escape game : Doors&Rooms Review

I’m pretty good with puzzles and figuring things out on my own. But when you throw a player in with no instructions or tutorial whatsoever, with zero items to work with, maybe being condescending to them when they ask for a hint is not the way to go. Just a thought. Example: “There’s a lock at the bottom of the door. Pay attention, will you?” Well, excuse me if I already clicked all over the room with no result! There’s no need to be so rude! I already get enough condescending nitwits at work. I don’t need it when I’m trying to enjoy a game (though calling this a game is laughable). I almost deleted it right then and there. It didn’t take me long to stop, though. The slot machine door is what did it for me? Really? Luck doesn’t belong in a puzzle game. Hey devs, if you’re so smart, why didn’t you realize this? If you’re so smart, why didn’t you realize that tapping on a door to leave the room doesn’t count as a puzzle (first level). How this “game” got good reviews is beyond me. Zero stars!!! If you want a REAL puzzle game, try Faraway (it’s a trilogy). Better graphics, better sound effects, nice music (Really, devs? Silence?), a story, and (get this) ACTUAL PUZZLES!!! Faraway is MILES better than this tripe!!!
Review by LKA531 on Escape game : Doors&Rooms.