WOAH – UNO ™ & Friends Review

I have less cards than one of the people who advanced in a tournament... WOAH right? That shouldn’t happen...WEIRD RIGHT? Several times...WACKY HUH? Go by turns, who got to play first? If this person along with two other people have 2 cards, this person definitely shouldn’t get the first or second medal, poopy Boosts aside. The metals shouldn’t just go somewhere, and stay there once their turn passes if they still have the same amount of cards. One person has uno, two people have dos, one person has sixteen. The 2nd Place metal should alternate to who’s in the process of taking a turn, if the turn ends and they still have the same amount of cards, pull it back to the original person with the medal- the person who just played shouldn’t really have a chance to lose cards again + the other person with two cards taking their turn might be getting delayed by the dude in the middle with like 16 cards + the original person with the metal who couldn’t manage to lose cards, just like waiting till last moment to play. Just move the metal in a way that at least makes QUASI-sense. También, duh, if the dude with sixteen somehow loses 15, use the turn thing between the two people who DO have uno, forget the other two people with two cards still. YOU- might already be doing this, or THIS might not even work. YOU would have to flip medals between two people who are tied if a reverse is played and one person is closer to being able to play than the other, same thing for skips, but that doesn’t even factor in the poopy boosts that I put aside earlier. I don’t even know if any of these could work, but YOU have to make SOMETHING work. If you can’t even program the logic to compensate for the poopy boosts, why have them?! IF, you can’t, again, make the game run in a way that is just QUASI-DECENT, why have it up at all. Cuz SOOOMETHING isn’t compensated for, cuz there’s NOOOOO way a person with 2 cards should be eliminated while a person with 3 cards moves on...RIGHT? SOOOMETHING needs to be CHANGED, no? Because that type of thing, so WACKY, happening should be at a 0% Chance, YEAH? EVEN WITH LAG, YES?......Good game though, it’s mostly random chance anyways, so I guess just throw in some Haphazard placing too. WoOoOoo... Sorry, it really doesn’t matter, it’s just after MANY times...I get kind of salty...Just kind of...4 stars. BUT DO SUMFIN it takes 7 tokens for Diamond (yeah I’m still on Pearl) and it’s already a lot of pay to win and RNG to win just one round don’t smack me in the face on the last one with this buggy placing mess, it’s already so easy to end up the poor chum with 16 cards, because you don’t have enough coins, why just add acid when I do actually manage to have just a few cards...Metals are just playing hopscotch all Willy Nilly, do SUM MATHS...Wait, this game hasn’t been updated in a year? I dunno, maybe should have put one star so this gets read, yeah I’ll do that, BOOO
Review by Ratzar24 on UNO ™ & Friends.