Help Me Combine Leisure with Shopping – Gutterball: Golden Pin Bowling HD Free Review

You know, after a long day at work, I really enjoy winding down with a good game, but when I do, I always get this nagging feeling that I should be shopping instead. Gutterball HD allows me to combine both activities, thus making the maximum use of my time. Figuring out how to make a 7-10 split and shopping for car insurance are no longer mutually-exclusive endeavors. Now, with Gutterball's omnipresent ad banner, I can do both at the same time! As if this were not awesome enough, word has it that paying for the game does not, I repeated, DOES NOT remove this awesome benefit like most other games that don't care about helping me buy things. Thank you, Gutterball Devs, for realizing that no matter what we choose to do with our time, what we really should be doing, is buying stuff. Buying stuff, buying stuff, buying more stuff. In fact, if you really cared, you might think about dropping the whole "bowling" thing entirely, as it only distracts from what are any good iOS users will spend 99% of their lives doing. 1) Buying Stuff 2) Rating Stuff Anything else is a collossal, selfish, waste of time. Thanks for helping to keep us on track!
Review by Seattle Rex on Gutterball: Golden Pin Bowling HD Free.