Awesome Game!!!!!!!!!!!!! – Goat Simulator MMO Simulator Review

This game is super awesome! It’s a lot bigger than the rest I’ve seen, I’ve played all but the goatz sim, and will be getting payday tomorrow. The only thing that’s weird is the chat. It looks like multiplayer, but I can’t talk or anything. Is the chat enabled on the Xbox version? Also it’s not totally multiplayer, and I’ve seen a lot of little kids playing this game, only to be yelled at and teased by other people, some have curse words in their name. I don’t particularly care about that part, but little kids who’s parents don’t rlly know wat the simulator is like might care a lot more. And the little kids might start to think that it’s ok to name themselves something like that, or behave ruthlessly like some people. I rlly think u should fix this issue, it would make the game a lot more pleasantly hilarious. Also, I wish the flappy goat would let u fly higher if u tapped hard enough. I have mastered flying tho, so it doesn’t rlly matter to me. The game is awesome! Why don’t u guys make another goat sim? Make this one a PvP game. Like u have a huge city to get materials and levels. U can have a “goat cave” which is a garage. U have an inventory, and money. U can buy stuff from ur roommate, Jim the Classy Goat. There are 15 goats, Normal Goat Super Goat(goat in Superman costume, tap pow to pick up an object and throw super far) Police Goat(goat in police uniform) Ninja Goat( a goat with a black leotard and nunchucks, tap pow to perform special move, wall climb without end) Anti-Gravity Goat( the original anti-gravity goat, tap pow to turn off your gravity and soar into the sky) Flying Goat(a goat with white-blue wings, tap pow to flap and fly high) Monster Goat(a green ripped goat, tap pow to smash something into the air) Alien Goat(a classic green alien with skinny body and large head, with large black shiny eyes) Warrior Goat(the goat u use to enter the City Arena, has a cape of ur choice, from a rainbow of colors, and u choose a weapon to wear to use in the arena and the outside. Tap pow to use the selected weapon, either a sword, axe, bow, gun, or a bomb. All r actually rlly silly looking machines that act the same way as these weapons) Gangsta Goat(a goat in a white suit and a top hat, wearing dapper sunglasses that are black. Tap pow to through the money) Water Goat(a dolphin goat, tap pow to swim through water like ur running. But ur not) Hyper Goat( a regular goat, with a bubble gum bubble sticking out of its mouth. Tap pow to run super fast and knock over anything in ur path of 25 feet) Pretty Goat(a goat in a puffy blue dress, and way, way to much makeup. Tap pow to beautify the entity(s) in front of u. Basically u turn them into awesome, beautiful goats) Deja Vu Goat( the normal goat with a goat trophy on its head. Tap pow to turn anything into gold) Also there’s a vent in the center of town on the side of a building. Break the vent and travel through it to reach the arena. It won’t let u enter until U have the warrior goat (acquired by killing 10 aliens u found at a UFO crash site) then it lets u suit up with ur choice of cape and weaponry. It will pair u with someone else ur lvl, then u will fight each other till someone loses all their hp. The arena looks pretty big, and a bunch of NPC goats are jumping and cheering on the sidelines, high above u, where u are in a dusty pit. Like one of those arenas where the lion fights were at in Greece? Sorry if I’m wrong I don’t know. But it would be rlly cool. U come up with the name tho cuz I can’t. I’m out I rate five bye!!!!!!!!!
Review by Huskyfluff on Goat Simulator MMO Simulator.