My life is complete with this app – Is it dark outside? Review

If I could rate this app more than five stars, I would, not just because of its amazing and clever design, but because it is truly a friend to me. When all others think they know if it is dark outside or not, they tend to ponder it. I, on the other hand, know for sure if it is dark outside. I’ve always been confused, but now I can finally have no doubts in my mind. Even if it is dark outside, this app sheds light upon me. This app is straight from the hands of God (amen). I 100% recommend this app to everyone and anyone who wishes to truly know and discover for themselves if it is indeed dark outside (amen).
Review by SparklesPotter34341331 on Is it dark outside?.