What the heck did I just play? – Million Onion Hotel Review

Frantic tapping combined with a semi-coherent story and an unnerving fixation on onions. It’s like a WarioWare minigame that lasts forever. It’s a perfectly serviceable game, but is too simple and repetitive to be much fun, and seems to mistake randomness for hilarity.
Review by NSException on Million Onion Hotel.