Gene is hot!!! – The Emoji Movie Stickers Review

Okay, but I would kill for two minutes alone with him. Guys, I'm shaking, I'm shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with gene. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful legs. The child bearing hips of a literal god. It honestly hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ANYTHING for the chance to get gene pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to bear. Why would they create something so perfect? To tantalise us? laugh in our faces!? Honestly guys, I'm just not daijoubu anymore.
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