It’s terrible – Spore Game Original Review

Here’s why it’s terrible and somehow calls itself “original” #1 it’s graphics would are 90X worse than if a hobo threw up dumpster food on his $20 phone and called it an app #2 they don’t even look like spores they look like splats of pu on my screen #3 its nothing like the original masterpiece #4 there is always music in the background that would make you want to BUUUUUUURN whatever your playing it on #5 it’s gameplay is worse then a goat attempting to do sit-ups #6 it has three levels that take 5 minutes to complete #7 if you think it’s good go to were he lives ———> ????
Review by Hillber on Spore Game Original.