Surprisingly fun – KINGDOM HEARTS Uχ Dark Road Review

The story is nonsense, and doesn’t even start for the first SEVERAL HUNDRED MISSIONS AT LEAST, but it’s Kingdom Hearts and absolutely zero story is what keeps the alt-right coming back for more. Also, the dolly-dress-up is really top-notch. The medal-leveling system is kind of tiresome, but I’m not a fan of feeding cards to each other or having all my moves based on items the replenish each round and have only a tenuous, unjustified connection to the story and the world. Even with that irremovable stain on the whole game, battles are still somehow fun and satisfying?! Gosh, Kingdom Hearts is weird: all the effort and skill devoted to successfully making so many dumb ideas seem palatable could have probably cured every terminal illness and the energy crisis if they had been directed differently! One suggestion: now that you’ve bared your pixel-art-accessory fangs, I’m really hoping for an Interceptor (Final Fantasy VI) skin for my spirit pet thing. That’s a little bit of free advice! Some fool (me?!) will spend gems on that little monstrosity!
Review by Monstevr on KINGDOM HEARTS Uχ Dark Road.