Seriously ? – Where is Santa Lite Review

Ok, so I stayed up. For an hour it said Sant will be there in 10~40 minutes. Ok . . . so I waited an hour. It’s now 12:37 and I looked at the app again and looked at my house and it said Santa will come back next year!!! Uhhhhh . . . my parents are still awake and upstairs and I’m still waiting for Santa. Has Santa forgotten about me? Like seriously. Some app. Next year if it does this again I’m deleting this app. And it kept on crashing, whenever I opened the app it would just take me out again. It took me around an hour to get in there just to figure out it’s a fake thing. STUPID! I’m not happy if you can tell. I’ve read the reviews and I’m pretty sure (the ones that say they saw Santa and stuff) are fake or something. And btw guys, they know your location!! Like they could’ve just knocked you out then put stuff under your tree! And believe me, every year I believe in Santa but nothing happens!! NOTHING. Santa was saint Nicolas and he died a long time ago, only Coca-Cola brought him back by commercials and what not (they also made him a red suit) AND just think santa knows so then wouldn’t he be a stalker? He breaks into your house, gives you presents then eats your food then goes, like seriously, A MAN THAT FLYS, you’ve got to be kidding me. Idk how you guys can believe in that. FUN FACT: did you know some rain deer noses actually glow red? Because of the blood veins and cells goes to their noses because of how cold it is!
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