How Rovio Died – Angry Birds Seasons Review

Once upon a time, there were 3 eggs that belong to the birds, which were stolen by the pigs. When the birds retrieved their eggs, they wanted them to hatch. However, the developers threw a tantrum about this and said, “No! We want the eggs to be stolen so we could steal America’s money! Waaaaaaaa!” So The birds called mutiny and nuked the stupid developers then ate them for supper with the pigs. And Rovio was shut down and given to the birds and pigs, who decided to let the eggs hatch. And they all lived happily ever after. The End.
Review by ERO9998 on Angry Birds Seasons.