yo – Yo. Review

i was backpacking one summer across the eastern seaboard with my chilean guide shaman mercellio angel de'postle and my northeastern hungarian mandog spottieottiedopealicious. while descending the peak of mt. reesuspeesus i stepped off the trail directly into a beartrap. mercellio angel de'postle tugged at the trap as hard as he could and spottieottiedopealicious was couragea enough to try and gnaw off my leg with his sharp mandog teeth. it was no use. as my vision started to fade from massive blood loss i remembered that i had downloaded Yo two years ago while drunk off of jet fuel mojitos in the everglades. with my last ounce of strength i sent a yo to the local search-and-rescue team, who popped out of various trap doors hidden in the trees to tend to my wounds. they were there the whole time in a hibernation state and could only be woken by the Yo of a true adventurer. Needless to say Yo saved my life, and it will save yours too. I now live in a brick suburban home south of Green Bay with a beautiful wife named Sleighbell. Spottieottiedopealicious had to be put down last year when he lost his front paw to an Australian watermonkey. Mercellio angel de'postle has a thriving business guiding middle-aged housewives who are "looking for a change" through intense dmt trips. All thanks to Yo.
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