Can’t get ogre Pocket Shrek,, – Pocket Shrek Review

Before this game, I could feel that I was losing touch with myself. Life sometimes just gets to be too much...it has layers like onions, you see. And I was starting to feel like a waffle-less morning. But one day, I saw a glorious portrait of my Lord Shrek in Pocket Shrek’s icon in the App Store. I suddenly felt a halo of swamp gas surround my head; it was like my Savior had blessed me with His presence in the form of a mobile game. I installed it faster than you could say Rumpelstiltskin. It was the best decision I ever made. Immediately, I could stroke Shrek in ways that I couldn’t before. I could make Him laugh, cry, and even moan if you touched Him in the right spots. It makes my spine curl just thinking about it. After playing this wonderful game for only a little while, I suddenly experienced my first spiritual awakening. It happened after my tickle session with Shrek. I was struck with this ogrewhelming love for this green being, and I knew that I had found my purpose. Shrek and I have been touching and loving ever since. Cannot recommend Pocket Shrek enough. This is one swamp that I don’t want to get out of. I love you, Shrek. ?
Review by Thicc Puss n Booty on Pocket Shrek.