BMW IS CRAP AF – BMW Driver's Guide Review

I own a bmw and I was WAS a huge fan of them! BUT ALL IT DOES IT BREAK DOWN!!! I HAVE SPENT MORE MONEY ON IT THAN WHAT I BOUGHT IT FOR!!! I have spent more money on this than I have spent on rent! Whenever I talk to my car and tell it that it’s stupid ALL HE DOES IS BREAK DOWN ON ME!!!!!!!!!! I hate BMW’s so much! When I try to compliment “Beemo” (the name of the car) ALL HE DOES IS BREAK DOWN ON ME!!! BMW IS ABSOLUTELY CRAP DONT BUY ANY BMW EVER!!! ALL IT WILL DO IS COST YOU MONEY AND BREAK DOWN ON YOU EVERY SECOND YOU DRIVE IT! Thanks, a very concerned BMW owner!
Review by ESJRBJ on BMW Driver's Guide.