BAD INFLUENCE??!???!?? – The Original Play Phone Review

This app functions beautifully. My toddler loves it. HOWEVER!!! ,there is an interaction with our dear ENEMY Sammy the Squirrel. This fluffy demon says “Look! I throw my acorn up in the air like a ball! Can you do that?” Then proceeds to throw his acorn like a mad man!!!1!! Now. I ask you fellow parents. What is your small child left to throw but your phone!!! It is likely the only item in their hands!!!! Now i have an angry little boy who’s mind has been polluted by a squirrely heathen. He will not stop throwing the phone!! He threw it at me!! At his grammy!! AT THE CAT!!! What is a mother left to do??????!!? (This review is mostly a joke however my son seriously is throwing my phone a lot and i feel that perhaps our dear Sammy is the culprit.)
Review by ✌?️????? on The Original Play Phone.